The lamp

 

A couple months ago, I was just an ordinary lamppost lighting up the

night so no one would stumble and fall. And now look.

Someone came along and said "You need a fire hydrant
here." After digging up all the flowers and concrete, that
yellow thing was installed. To make sure we could see
it, the four yellow post were put up. Now I light up the
fire hydrant very well. Oh well -- go figure.